Kate Micucci

I’m officially obsessed with this girl and am systematically forcing everyone to be obsessed with her, too.  Here’s why:

1.  Garfunkel & Oates, best band name ever.

2.  The ukelele is totally underused.

2.  Scrubs.

3.  Her ‘Songs’ EP.  Dear Deer.  Adorable and borderline offensive.

4.  Garfunkel & Oates lyrics just can’t be improved upon.  Like,

I used to dream that I would have a best friend named Michelle and we would braid some friendship bracelets.  And we would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell.  And when we’re sixty we’d get facelifts like Burt Reynolds.